subscriberstothesun:

Mitt Romney spent over 800 Million not to become president. I spent no money for the same result. Who’s the better businessman?

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katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

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unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

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kldzbop:

officialnasa:

kldzbop:

how many star in the sky

Like 7 star

good job nasa keep up the good work

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oppressing-all-womyns:

jalopyrustbucket:

Be careful who you tell these opinions to. Large, loud parts of tumblr and several large lobbying groups would disagree.

Damn, that moment when South Park makes more sense than the justice system.

(Source: south-park-gifs, via pure-spooky-ism)

averypottermormon:

harry-twater:

I THOUGHT THE LAST ONE SAID PATH OF COCKS

it would be accurate either way

averypottermormon:

harry-twater:

I THOUGHT THE LAST ONE SAID PATH OF COCKS

it would be accurate either way

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galifianafuck:

“hey whats your zodiac sign”

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seedy:

when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it 

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