animal40:

contemporary art 

animal40:

contemporary art 

(via zackisontumblr)

harrystylesdildo:

Look at the dates….

harrystylesdildo:

Look at the dates….

(via zackisontumblr)

unclemother:

math

death

wake up america 

(via shouldnt)

  • Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
  • New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
  • Tourist: -_- wow I was talking about Olive Garden but don't get me wrong their talent chefs but I was talking about Olive Garden if you let me finsh I would of finsh my santance.

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

(via randomness-is-epic)

dickpong:

dickpong:

THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT

i just met my step-brother for the first time

(via teejaybanana)

(Source: savarnas, via shouldnt)

brownglucose:

Me as a mother

(via zackisontumblr)